Bieber comes to Mumbai, Navi Mumbai, to be precise, DY Patil Stadium, Nerul, to be even more. While his diva demands were catered to, he also checked out some of the sights. The Gateway of India and Starbucks, Vashi. Oh well, in Navi Mumbai, Inorbit's a sight. Can't have him at Gupta Chaat and Sandwich centre, no? Hey, but he went to Dharavi so why not? Delicate, firang stomach may have protested.
Nevertheless, he should have also covered the Chhatrapati Shivaji Vastu Sangrahalaya, the Bandra-Worli sea link, the Nhava Sheva port and the Humboldt penguins. Or Salman's Galaxy, Shahrukh's Mannat, Ambani's Antila? Oh wait, they wanted to throw him a party. Nice to have parents who vie to bring teen sensations home. My own father went about methodically removing my Stardust cut-outs of stars, because the tape stained the walls. Nice to have parents with a sense of good decor.
But guess what, Justin ditched that party! Ha! Turns out my Dad had more sense - he stuck to what he could control. I do think Bieber should have gone to the party. Salman lent him his bodyguard, after all! Now they'll all be 'katti' with him.
And while Justin was indulging in slum tourism yesterday, I worked from home for fear of Bieber fever clogging the roads. And ended up using my mobile phone a lot. For work. But it got me wondering... what apps does Bieber use? Amazon? Uber? The Canadian equivalent of Bigbasket. Speaking of apps, notice how we've run short of words to name things on these apps?
What's the Amazon membership programme called? What's the Ola premium option called? What's the Jio membership offer called? Well, there you have it.
Maybe there's a shortage. A prime one. :-)
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